how conversations progress in las vegas

“hello ladies! would you like to see a show? i have a free coupon book for you!”

“no, thank you.”

“would you like some male strippers then?”

“ooh, hello brown sugar. you’re beautiful. would you like this original poetry book? it’s free for you. where are you from?”

“i’m from everywhere…and no, thank you.”

“would you like some male strippers then?”

indeed, not all conversations turned such a sharp corner into strip clubs, prostitution, and general strippery…but many did. even for my less-than-party-hardy self who only ventured outside in the daytime during normal business hours, i had expected to witness more shock-and-awe stories but i was grateful to be spared of more.

glitz and glam and $4 bottles of water aren’t my thing, but when in rome…

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so i bet $1 on the penny slots. i am now one hundred pennies less wealthy…but thanks to the high per diem in sin city, i’ll make up for it by splitting my giant-portioned breakfast into two meals. who comes out on top now, las vegas?!

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